The consequences of my diet are beginning to weigh on my conscience. By the time I get to 124lb, I will have single-handedly decimated the planet's chicken population (both corporeal and embryonic) to a point where the creatures will be an endangered species. German chocolate cake, on the other hand, is a much more renewable and sustainable resource. I really need to put some thought into my level of self-centeredness here.
I think your motives are rather noble. I will point out, additionally, that if you cut the cake before eating it, all the calories run out, rendering it harmless.
ReplyDeleteJust sayin'.